Fibro Fog Funnies

I've had a bad dose of fibro fog for almost a week now, and after my last post Fibro Fog it occurred to me that I have two choices; laugh about it or be down about it. To be honest, after several days of this I can do nothing but laugh.

Here's my "you know you have fibro fog when..."

You wear your underwear inside out all day, not once, not twice, but 3 different days (thankfully, different pairs....wait they were right???)

You try to remote start your car, not sure if it's on or not, then realize it's not your car, it's not even the same color.....

You have to try to stand up 4 or 5 different times because you're like a weeble wobble.

You know you have no balance but you still try to put socks on standing on one leg.
Things appear out of nowhere when you're driving, was that light always red, is that a bear?
You run into every corner, wall, and person available...and invisible.

You take 15 trips to the store because you never remember what you needed, and you always forget your list.
You ask the same questions 20 times, but still don't understand the answer.
Nothing is safe in your possession, 20 minutes of looking for the car keys that were in your hand the whole time.
You just don't speak English right now.

You shower for 20 minutes then realize you didn't wash a thing.
It takes half a day to realize you only did half of your make up.

You start with one outfit in mind, and end up wearing 2.
You convince everyone it's Tuesday when it's Wednesday...two days in a row.

You make ADD look good.